From the category archives:

eBay Oddities

FART IN A JAR!!!

September 20, 2004

“One brief opening of this jar could choke a donkey!”

Winning bid: US $152.50
Ended: Nov-24-04 14:10:49 PST
Start time: Nov-17-04 14:10:49 PST
History: 29 bids (US $1.00 starting bid)
Winning bidder: jzerwer ( 2 )
Item location: Antioch, Illinois
United States
Ships to: Worldwide
Shipping costs: US $15.00 – Standard Flat Rate Shipping Service (within United States)

Description
FART [...]

Read the full article →

I will kick your ass.

September 20, 2004

Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally.
Final bid $99,999,999.00
First bid $0.01
Quantity 1
# of bids 63
Location Albany, NY
Started Sep-23-01 14:06:38 PDT
Ended Sep-30-01 14:06:38 PDT
Seller: hail_brak (3)
High bid: pricebeats (27)

Description

Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6′0″ and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, [...]

Read the full article →

WIFE FOR SALE 1964 Model, No Prior Marriages, No Kids

September 20, 2004

“I have given up on waiting for my Prince Charming to show up so now..i offer myself to the highest bidder.”

Starting bid: US $20,000,000.00 (Reserve not met)
Ended: Sep-04-04 00:46:57 PDT
Start time: Sep-03-04 13:45:10 PDT
History: 0 bids
Item location: Surrey, British Columbia
Canada
Ships to: Canada, Mexico, Europe, Asia, United States

Description
Very Curvey, 1964 [...]

Read the full article →

++LOOK++ Genuine and Special Bottled Loch Ness Water!!

September 20, 2004

Genuine bottled Loch Ness Water… Crystal clear, and hey, maybe you’ll find the “monster” in your bottle

Winning bid:  GBP 3.99 (Approximately US $7.19)
Ended:  Aug-04-04 15:05:43 PDT
Start time: Jul-25-04 15:05:43 PDT
Quantity:  17 available
History: Bidders list
Item location:  Turriff, Aberdeenshire
United Kingdom
Ships to: Worldwide

Description
I have been selling quite a lot of this [...]

Read the full article →

NEW! Washer! – FREE SHIPPING!

September 20, 2004

You need a washer!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=3829617366+

Starting bid:  US $0.99
Ended:  Jul-30-04 09:15:21 PDT
Start time: Jul-23-04 09:15:21 PDT
History: 0 bids
Item location:  Rancho Santa Margarita, California
United States
Ships to: United States only

Description
This auction is for a BRAND NEW WASHER!  Every home needs one of these, if you don’t have one then this may be the [...]

Read the full article →

Alien’s dumped this in my Backyard!

September 20, 2004

Here’s you a real flying object that flew into the back of my head and then crashed to the ground!

Starting bid:  US $999.00
Ended:  Jul-28-04 15:02:29 PDT
Start time: Jul-18-04 15:02:29 PDT
History: 0 bids
Item location:  Black Rock, Utah
United States
Ships to: Worldwide

Description
Here’s you a real flying object that flew into the [...]

Read the full article →

Guess my Dogs Name! ¡Conjeture el nombre de mi perro!

September 20, 2004

Amazing! my dog loves Rock music and also Classical
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4026170265

Starting bid:  US $1.00
Ended:  Jul-30-04 22:56:36 PDT
Start time: Jul-20-04 22:56:36 PDT
History: 0 bids
Price: US $100.00
Item location:  Las Vegas, Nevada
United States
Ships to: Worldwide

This auction is for $100.00. In order to win, you must successfully guess my dogs name. In order for me [...]

Read the full article →

ASK MAUDE MEOW *Psychic Reading from a Cat* No Reserve

September 20, 2004

MY PSYCHIC IS A PUSSY CAT!

Starting bid:  US $9.99
Ended:  Jul-30-04 08:05:24 PDT
Start time: Jul-23-04 08:05:24 PDT
History: 0 bids
Item location:  VIRGINIA
United States
Ships to: United States only

Description
Ask Maude Meow
You are bidding on the chance to ask Maude Meow, a psychic cat, three questions. The winning bidder will email their questions, and [...]

Read the full article →

Amazon.com Mystery Package. What’s in it? I don’t know!

September 20, 2004

I received this at my house by mistake. its a mystery!!

Winning bid:  US $11.50
Ended:  Aug-19-04 09:43:55 PDT
Start time: Aug-12-04 09:43:55 PDT
History: 4 bids   (US $5.00 starting bid)
Winning bidder:  opmrep ( 83)
Item location:  Lockport, Illinois
United States
Ships to: United States only

Description
Wow!!!
A mystery gift from amazon.com !
I received this on my [...]

Read the full article →

Becky’s Stapler! A Red Swingline 747 SWEET!!!

September 20, 2004

Becky’s leaving Friday and I’m selling her stapler!!!

Winning bid: US $56.25
Ended: Aug-13-04 09:42:13 PDT
Start time: Aug-10-04 09:42:13 PDT
History: 17 bids (US $0.01 starting bid)
Winning bidder: mogman42 ( 90)
Item location: Hudson, New Hampshire
United States
Ships to: United States, Canada

Description
This gadget is a rare gem!! This fabulous all metal Swingline stapler has [...]

Read the full article →

← Previous Entries

Next Entries →